Will not track back
Will not put in a tackle for fear of injuring himself
Cannot and does not attempt to head the ball
Will shoot from distance with power but rarely troubles the keeper
Can whip in what look like good crosses on the face of it but they are actually no where near our forwards
Takes an average corner kick
Takes a decent free kick
He is a very good finisher in the box
Will point to the back of his shirt whenever he scores
Has only one trick of beating a full back which is kick it 20 yards ahead of himself and run like a nutter to get it before the full back. i.e. no skill, all about short high impact running speeds
After said high impact running, will do nothing for 5 minutes whilst he tries to get his breathe back
To sum up, a cracking player to have on the bench when you need to chase a game and get a goal.